Dave Wittenberg was born on the blistering desert sands of South Africa. Well, not on them really, or even near them. It was a very nice hospital in Johannesburg. Which is irrelevant since he was raised in Boston. He began life as a baby, and later refused to grow up. At the age of five, he began talking in weird and wonderful voices. The fact that nobody seemed to be listening never bothered him. And neither does much else. Today, he can be found unsuccessfully avoiding responsibility in LA as an Actor, Writer, Comic and Voiceover Artist. He’s been accused of being talented, but never convicted. Alright, truth be told, the jury’s still out.